Jokes.

Okay..

It was from my Add Math tuition teacher, Mr. Khiru =)

Joke of the day:

''There's a girl, 23 years old who lives with her grandmother. She works as a call girl (in other words, prostitute.) . She dared not tell her grandma of her job, so she said she works as a waitress. One day, as she was attending to a customer, the police came and raided that place. As we all know, the police will ask all the call girls to line up in a looooooong queue. Her grandmother saw her on TV, then immediately went there to look for her grand-daughter. Upon arrival, granny asked her,

Granny :  What's going on?

 Embarrassed to tell her the truth, she told her granny,

Girl : We're lining up for oranges.

Excited, the granny ran and lined up as well. (Hahax) When the police went to the granny to question her, they were shocked to see her there. Suprised, They asked her,

Police : Whoa granny! At this age you can still do all of these stuff?

Suprised, granny replied,

Granny : Of course. It's simple. I just have to take my fake teeth out, and suck it dry!''.

HARHARHAR! XD
Get it?
Go and think a while if you don't. Hahahahaha :P

Just another random update X)
Ciao..!

Hmm....

Hey people! :D
First of all, thanks for visiting! :D
It's been a while since I update this blog of mine..
And for this post..
I'm gonna talk about 3 dreams...
3 VERY weird dreams..
Think that these 3 dreams are related..

Dream 1.
One of my school teacher threw a bible into the water (seems like a river..). Then I told my friend,
''Hey, we can still save it now if we jump into the water!''
Then I woke up.

Dream 2.
My family and I went for a holiday somewhere near Genting if I'm not mistaken..
Then we wanted to board a bus to somewhere, but then the guy (the guy that jaga the bus) said that the bus has just left..
Disappointed, we left that place and then I suddenly woke up in another room. *Still sleeping*
The radio was on full blast, and it was late at night already.
So I walked out of the room, told my neighbours that it was not me.
My neighbour, an old lady, sarcastically pat my back, saying ''I trust you.'' -,-
In front of the room was a lit candle. Room was bright.
Then my brother came to me and asked,
 ''Why did you help them to deliver the stuff..?''
Puzzled, I replied ''Deliver what? I woke up in the room with the radio on full blast..''
Then he showed me a recording from his calculator..-,-
I was talking with them, dancing? Kesimpulannya it seems like I am aware if what I'm doing..

Dream 3.
Okay. This is the climax or the worst nightmare ever.
I was walking in an artificial Rumah Hantu..
Then the track seemed somehow wrong..
It went on and on and on..and suddenly I was on a cart..
The cart went uphill, and then there was NO TRACK!
It flew off the track and landed on another track after the jump (just like the game 3D Rollercoaster) -,-
Then all around me were hands...blue coloured and orange coloured hands..
Blue coloured hands are human hands..
Orange coloured ones are evil spirit's hands..
A voice told me,
''Try not to be caught by the orange coloured ones..''
And right after that, seems like almost all the blue hands disappeared, and they became ORANGE HANDS!
Freaked out, SUDDENLY one gigantic orange hand came from no-where to the middle of the tunnel, saying:
''I knew I'll catch you...!''

Sweating, I woke up. I tried calling my mother but the voice that came out was the voice that said those words..
And the first thought that flashed across my mind was, ''That was from the evil one.''
I couldn't sleep after that, it was 1 A.M.
Went to the balcony, prayed a short prayer, put on my cross and held on to a stone which had a drawing of a cross on it.

Continued sleeping....

That was a freaky experience for me..
Was that really from the evil one?
I'm scared..
Need you guys' prayer..
HELP!! :'(


Ciaoo.. :(

Youth Camp 2010!!

Peace In,
Peace Out.
(Couldn't use yellow coz it's too bright :S)

MYF camp's theme for this year..

Hebrews 12:14
Make every effort to live in peace with all men. Without holiness no one will see the LORD.

Memorized it already after repeating the verse at every station during the Amazing Race! :D

Youth Camp this year has been an amazing one..! All these 5 years, this has to be really the best one.
Who knows why? And yet they said that it was a little last minute.
But hey, it's all in GOD's planning. Be it if it took a year or a month, if it's GOD's planning, it'll be good. =)

I think this camp MIGHT be the last one for me..unless if I'm not occupied by anything lar next year during the camp season..hehe =)

This year's camp, for the very first time,
Holy Spirit really touched my heart during the first session by Pastor Andrew..


''Holy spirit rain down, 
  Rain down, 
  Our comforter and friend, 
  How we need your touch again''

After downloading and listening to that song over and over again, I find that song really comforting..
Gives me a feeling that the Holy spirit is indeed our friend and comforter at all times.


Had the same Amazing Race again..
It's just that I played that games when I was in Form 1 and  now during Form 5..oh how fast indeed time flies!

Pictures are all on FB..haha..no need to upload here :P
Did you realize..? (or maybe it's just me that's slow..hehe)

2006 - Malacca

2007 - MBS Kuang

2008 - Peace Haven

2009 - MBS Kuang

2010 - Malacca

It's like..
A cycle after these years of attending MYF camp..haha =D
Worship was indeed the best way for me to connect with God..
It's like..
Having your connection dialed and stable during worship..
And the image of God like a brother hugging me and keeping me safe from all the whatsoever..
Oh just how comforting.. X)..

What else to write..?
Oh..I made new friends too during camp..har har har X)

Hmmm...and I thought I had a lot to write..
Guess I was wrong..haha :P
Haha kay lar then.. ;)

Till the next time I update..
Ciao!! =)